“Be My Slave!”
Hitchhiker has written a hilarious song/poem mocking that certain sort of BDSM personal ad by the “Dom” who, one suspects, is still living in his parent’s basement dungeon. Tiny excerpt:
I’ll be firm, I’ll be kind
All your needs I’ll keep in mind
From emotional to sexual
(What do you mean, “intellectual”?)
Like a flower you can bloom
You’ll have lots of growing room
Though of course your independence you must waive….
Thanks to Mistress Matisse for the link.