Bondage And Wine Party
Here’s a nifty concept for a party, although it would be tricky to host:
Looking for a foolproof evening of intimacy with your new beau? May I suggest handcuffs and wine? This was the very theme of a party I attended on Saturday. The object of the night is to partner up with a fellow wino and finishing a bottle of your favorite varietal. The cuffs don’t come off until you’ve sipped the last drop. Kind of like Prison Break meets Blind Date.
Though I did not conceive this genius idea or host the party myself, I did recruit a couple of my friends, keeping in mind that the people you bring to this kind of party must be carefully selected. Worst case scenario, you’ll have some tasty wine and can inflict passive-aggressive cuffburns on your party-pooping date. Best case scenario, your fella du jour will be down for the kinky kinship and, taking in the warmth of a full-bodied red on a cold autumn night, the subtle, “unintentional” brushing of your hands will pave the way to a little bit of good night and good luck, if you get my drift.