Tiger Woods Mistress In Bondage?
Now here’s a celebrity porn connection! The Daily Mail reports that porn star Holly Sampson has been “named as” one of Tiger Wood’s many mistresses. We’re familiar with Holly as one of the the roped, dicked, and semen-soaked lades over at MILF Humiliation, where you can see her many charms in extreme hi-res detail:
The Daily Mail article makes it sound as if Tiger pretty much just phoned out for these ladies and had them flown in to his location, so he wouldn’t have to leave his fancy hotel suites. Talk about takeout!
So that’s what Tiger Woods is doing with his Tournament winnings! Buying Women!! I knew I should have practiced harder!!
I once shot a 68 on the golf course. Then I found out there was a SECOND hole!
Ugh. Just so you know, it’s probably best to take everything the Daily Mail says with a grain of salt. They’re not well known here in the US, but in Britain everybody knows that it’s nothing but a glorified tabloid, though admittedly their usual fare is alarmist bullshit rather than celebrity gossip.
Ugh yourself. Did I say anything about believing the report in the Daily Mail? From this side of the pond it looks like a tabloid pure and simple, with slightly more cautious language than tabloids use here in the U.S. because of the insanely punitive libel laws that exist in Britain.
That explains the ball in her mouth.