The Boobs. They Gonna Get It.
Chekhov (the playwright, not the Starfleet officer) once said that if you see a gun on the mantlepiece, it has to go off before the end of the second act. Likewise, if you see a girl with these boobs in this position in a Device Bondage photoshoot, you know that some nasty weighted clamps and other mean things are going to have to happen to them real soon now:
I think both Chekhovs would have to agree with you.