Weak Bondage Birching
I blame Spanking Blog for this not-very-persuasive bit of vintage clothesline bondage and half-hearted birching action with a bundle of loose twigs:
I love the vintage BDSM mags, but sometimes I think those old-time pornographers were seriously just phoning it in.
Elsewhere on Bondage Blog:
There is a right way of course to phone it in. Tie up your girl securely, and have her wear two pairs of thin, sheer and tight panties. Set her cell phone on vibrate, wrap it in plastic wrap (to keep it clean and dry) and then insert it between the two pairs of panties so that it is held snugly against her pussy, just above her clitoris.
Then text-message all her friends asking them to give her a call, urging them to keep trying if they don’t get an answer at first, because it is really important, OMG!
How she explains to them afterwards why she never returned their calls is for her to wonder about.