We’ve Got Hate Mail
Hey, guys, we got us some hatemail. This was caught up in comment moderation on a Bondage Blog post from January:
To all u sick motherfuckin men…u all should have your dicks cut off and shoved down your throats and i would gladley be the one to do it. You all are nothing but filthy pigs who dont deserve a minute worth of love not even from your own mothers. U are utterly disgusting and walk and live the life with the one and only king of darkness and evil..SATAN…may souls be sucked and eaten alive by him forever in hell, because u wont be coming close to gods gates..good riddens..u sick pathetic undeserving of life motherfuckers. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!
Haha! Perhaps reply back and send her to a link to our BDSM or Spanking fantasies?
Bless her little heart. Ain’t she precious.
Honestly, though, all I want to do is fix her grammar. Poor dear. If spelling is too hard of a concept to grasp, how can we possibly expect her to comprehend the complexities of BDSM and alternative sexuality?
Such a treasure, it must have taken them all week to compose that little effort
Reminds me of a Russian joke.
Parents found a BDSM magazine in their son’s room.
Mom: — What should we do about this?
Dad: — Well, I don’t think giving him a beating would be a good idea…
I’m visualizing God shaking his head in amazement. “This clown thinks I want him speaking for me??”
(Oh, I guess maybe the others are correct in assuming it’s a woman. But who knows?)
Yeah, not certain. But the dick-cutting-and-stuffing threat is more stereotypically female I should think.
I’ve never gotten hate mail like this, and I’ve been publishing — commissioning even! — bizarre shit for years. I feel so unloved!
Sounds like she needs a good spanking…
Well, Faustus, I don’t get so many; maybe one every four or five years?
Wow! That’s actually readable, sort of.
You must attract a much higher grade of flamer than I get. Most of my hate mail looks like a cat walked across the keyboard. It undoubtedly provides some kind of catharsis for the sender, but decryption at my end usually fails…
Her letter kinda turns me on.
I wonder if she’s up for being tied to the bedposts. Missionary position, of course.
You’re gonna sing a different tune (I’m guessing based on your comment history) if “she” turns out to be a dude after all.
Well, there’s another Christmas card you won’t be getting.
I read this just now and for some reason feel it was written by a man. I know women are the “emotional” ones, and men are “rational”, but the hate behind this sounds very macho. If this had been posted today, I would say someone is very pissed off about the Supreme Courts SS Marriage ruling. My guess is whoever wrote this is probably frothing at the mouth and ready to stroke out at any time. One can only hope. Posted last January? Maybe Santa wasn’t very generous.