Kinky Phone Sex
Phone sex? In 2018? Rope Guy, are you serious?
Fuck yeah I’m serious. Phone sex is one of those great ideas that never went away. Long before the internet was a thing, long before a bunch of you younger whippersnappers were even born, the back of every porn magazine was packed with colorful phone sex ads and 1-800 phone numbers.
And here’s the kinky deal: a skilled phone sex operator, she doesn’t give a fuck how twisted or dirty your bondage fantasies are. The kind of healthy bondage sex and BDSM stuff we do here at Bondage Blog won’t even make her stop buffing her nails. She most likely heard several crazier, filthier, more depraved things while she was still adjusting her Bluetooth headset and pouring the almond milk into her Wheaties bowl this morning. She is 100% ready to talk about your bondage sex fantasies and make them real in a phone sex session. No worries, mate!
But it’s 2018, and nowadays porn magazines are no longer a thing, so where do phone sex operators advertise? For starters, you can find a bunch of phone sex numbers to call here. That link is a reviewed list (maintained by The Big Fling website) of traditional pay-per-minute professional phone sex operators, free and pay-by-the minute sex-chat services, and some hybrid services that mix some or all of the above.
At this moment when I am writing there are currently a dozen different phone sex services profiled on The Big Fling’s reviews/listing page, of which more than half appear to offer the traditional professional phone sex experience. Although I’ve long been aware that a skilled PSO (phone sex operator) can deliver a good time to the kinkiest customer, it’s rare to see listings like this spelling out and reviewing the different services provided. In a world where sex chat services, telephone dating services, and other similar offerings abound, things can get confusing in a hurry. Having a detailed paragraph or two explaining what the business model of each service is, talking about their billing practices, giving you an idea of what to expect when you call, and just generally prepping you for what is going to happen when you pick up the phone? It’s really quite handy! The internet has taught us to look for and rely upon this sort of capsule review sites for every kind of goods and services we might desire. Useful ones in the realm of adult services remain much less common than I think they should be, but this phone sex listing definitely qualifies!
