Imagine Her Relief
Did you hear the one about the hidden BDSM playroom? Versions of this joke go back at least to the 1950s:
A girl is picked up by a man who takes her to his apartment. While he is changing into something more comfortable she notices that the wallpaper design has crossed whips on it. Then she notices a large brass button marked PUSH ME. She pushes, a secret panel slides up, and there’s a fully-equipped home dungeon, with whips and chains and paddles and a spanking bench and a whipping post and an ominous iron cage. Suddenly her host enters behind her, and locks the hidden door before she can run out. He’s wearing nothing but an open bathrobe and he’s got a huge erection. “W-w-what are you going to do to me?” she asks worriedly. “I’m going to fuck you till your ears fly off!” So she says “Thank God!”
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